Contest: Fashion Week Swag Bag

Hello ladies (and/or Gents)

Up for grabs is a Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Goodie-Bag filled to the brim with delightful little items to make you ooh! and ahh! for days on end. Bring a little Fashion Week into your life with the following collectibles, supposedly valued at over $200.00!

• What I originally thought was a shower cap. Actually some fancy Asian yarmulke-thing
• A red pouch thing
• 2x: The smallest pocketbook I’ve ever seen in my life (no joke, this thing only has room for 50 cents)
• Nozin Nasal Sanitizer (What is nasal sanitizer? What ever happened to blowing your nose on your shirt?)
• A small pink sealed box with a bunch of Asian characters on it and “Sugar & Spice” written on the front. Could be lip stick, could be a canary. I’ll never know. It’s up to you to find out.
• A small sheer pouch with blue ribbons in it. I honestly would not be able to guess what purpose this serves. Maybe for your hair? You could maybe use it as a band-aid in the woods. That is, if you fashionistas go camping and stuff.
• A small (2″x2″x3″) blue pleather pouch entitled “emergency kit for fashionistas” it includes sanitary napkin sized essentials like breath freshener, dental floss, deodorant, pain reliever, blotting tissues, etc. Nice idea. The only problem with this proprietary packaging is that once you’ve used one item, it’s not replaced, and so the kit has lost some of it’s “emergency” status. Regardless, it’s yours for the taking. In all of its mediocre glory.
• Maybbelline mascara with packaging clearly targeting teens.
• A CD entitled “Cha Cha” with such classic hits as “Cha Cha Only” and everyone’s favorite, “Cabana Boy”. Once the disc has been fully enjoyed once, it can be used as a coaster or mirror to check your face on the couch while your boyfriend is in the bathroom.
• TRESemme Hair Tamer Spray. For those days when your hair is growling with anger and you need to tame it.
• 99cent children’s sunglasses with “UV eye protection”
• A 6 count box of Fiber One 90 calorie Brownies. Note: This item is currently unavailable due to the fact that it was eaten.
• Arizona A.M. Awake Fast Shot (Made with real Crack)
• Arizona Rx Energy Fast Shot (Made with real Meth)
• An insulated DHL iced coffe cup/travel mug. Sipping coffee was never this stylish.
• 2x: Mentos UP2U gum
• ideeli $25 gift card
• A fabulous BOOK called “Drinking Problems at the Fountain of Youth” by my favorite author Beth Teitell
• 2x: Lip Lacquer by Napoleon Perdis
• Amazing Cosmetics Amazing Concealer
• Stila Mango Crush lip & cheek stain with shimmer (I think I saw this used on some male models so you know its unisex!)
• BECCA Jewel Dust sparkling powder for eyes
• Tela SPF18 Sun protection for hair and scalp. Not to be confused with Tela SPF25 Sun protection for eyelashes and knuckle hair.
• 1 Aluminum VLOV business card holder with fancy design
• 1 XS black top by Walter Baker (MSRP $98.00)